Another suggestion from the inimitable Neil Inglis.

Neil:	Interesting Fact: Out of all Level3 CompSci students polled, 1 out of 1 said they were going to fail GMM. That’s an 100% fail rate.
Matt:	2/2
Neil:	yaas
Neil:	now extrapolate that
Neil:	(D, say nothing)
Neil:	I think I might be better faking a seizure than doing the exam
Neil:	Would be quite amusing.
Neil:	We had a girl who used to have seizures EVERY SINGLE TIME we had a maths exam
Neil:	people would fight to sit beside her
Neil:	so they could claim that she disturbed them.
Matt:	dude
Matt:	crying here
Matt:	too much beer + your twisted humour = tears of semi-hysterical pre-GMM drunken laughter
Matt:	acecore
Neil:	homax