I'm going to let you in on a dream of mine. Well, let's call it an 
ambition; might as well be optimistic. It began a few years ago, 
when I first played <em>Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time</em> on 
the N64.

As you're hopefully aware, when you're about to engage in a boss 
battle in <em>Ocarina</em>, the boss enters to the sound of 
dramatic trumpet notes, and its name and description <strong>appear in mid-air</strong> 
before it. That's what I want to happen whenever I enter a room.



I want a blaring, discordant brass-section fanfare to herald 
my arrival, and I want something like this to appear in the air before 
me:

Now that's what I'm goddamn talking about. Whatever else you might 
say about him, you have to admit that Ganondorf sure as hell 
<a href="http://mattgemmell.com/images/great_king_of_evil.jpg">knew how to make an entrance</a>.

Update: I’ve managed to find an old IRC chatlog where I expressed this dream previously:

Matt:	you know, I was playing a videogame the other day,
Matt:	and I’d reached a “boss” character at the end of a level,
Matt:	as the boss approached, its name appeared in the air,
Matt:	and underneath it said “Great King of Evil”
Matt:	and there was dramatic music.
Matt:	I want that to happen when I walk into rooms.
Ken:	LOLOL
Pam:	LOL
Pam:	oh god
Matt:	I would pay serious money for that.
Matt:	I want to be able to walk into the bank,
Matt:	and everything goes slightly dim
Matt:	there’s dramatic sinister music
Matt:	lots of blaring trumpets etc
Matt:	then my name appears in glowing letters in mid-air
Matt:	with “Great King of Evil” below
Matt:	damned if I’d be waiting in a queue after that.
Pam:	lol Matt
Ken:	The other Great Kings of Evil will want the title back
Matt:	Ken, without their dramatic intro they’ll be crushed beneath my iron boot.
Ken:	LOL
Matt:	of evil.
Matt:	don’t get me wrong;
Matt:	I won’t be very evil
Matt:	I’ll probably keep kittens and things like that.
Matt:	But you have to use the right language.
Matt:	they’ll be Kittens of Evil.