<a href="http://solitude.vkps.co.uk/">Gary</a> had asked Mark recently whether or not he'd return to university if he won a million pounds. 
Mark replied that he probably would, since after a year you'd have bought everything, seen everything and 
done everything that you wanted, and would be bored.



Without a moment's hesitation, Gary offered an excellent rebuttal: "Dude, there are girls turning 16 
<em>all the time</em>!"



Perhaps slightly disturbing, but unquestionably the product of genius.