I got an email yesterday from someone called Billie. I'm not entirely sure whether that's a male or female name,
but my instinct says it's female. Accordingly, I'm going to refer to this person as a female. In any case, the
email said:
How do I upgrade older copies of Outliner and Graffle to the new ones?
Am unable to find out how to do that on your website.
Billie is referring to <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnioutliner/">OmniOutliner</a>
and <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnigraffle/">OmniGraffle</a>, both of which are
products of <a href="http://www.omnigroup.com/">Omni Group</a>. That's why they have "Omni" in the name, you see.
Billie may have been confused by the fact that my site has some
<a href="http://www.scotlandsoftware.com/products/graffle/">palettes for OmniGraffle</a> available for download.
I can't understand why that might be the case, but my time on this planet so far has taught me that it's impossible
to underestimate the intelligence of about 98% of humanity.
In any case, I was going to direct Billie towards the <a href="http://store.omnigroup.com/">Omni Store</a>, which
clearly shows upgrade pricing for both of those products, but I decided against it.
After all, if she can't determine
that the products aren't mine, then god only knows what catastrophe she could bring about when using an online order
form.